I hate profiles that ramble on about ones self. So shamless and self promoting. Clearly a person is a bad judge of their own character. Like someone trying to read a book that is inches away from their eyes. So instead I'll ramble on and on about Teddy Roosevelt. What a hero, am I right!? I mean not only does he get shot before a speech and delivered it any way but he also saved a baby bear cub from hunters. However don't let that fool you. After his presidency he went on an African safari where he and his companions killed over 11,397 animals! Six of them were rare white Rhinos. Yes a true American hero, he goes to other countries and kills their animals.